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The Indefinite Article.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

RE: my computer keeps giving me this message...

Amber asked me what was wrong with her computer today and inclosed a screenshot, of which the above was part.

Top Ten Reasons Why:

10. Stop parking your hot coffee or tea cup on top of your computer! You can put a glass of ice-water there though.

9. A sack of ice from the grocery store is a good 99 cent solution.

8. I think that your computer cannot handle your skill at minesweeper. Stick to smaller maps!

7. It is obviously that background. Only the Microsoft XP (tm) Rolling Hills with Clouds (tm) should be used.

6. Time for a new computer. That one is screaming "I want to be Margie's computer!"

5. First step in troubleshooting: Is your computer plugged in?

4. Second step in troubleshooting: Please erase your hard drive and reload your operating system.

3. This is just your computer saying, "Captain, I'm giving her all she's got!" �

2. That isn't a toaster oven tray that pops out the front of your computer...

1. It's a "non-critical threshold." This is just your computer telling you to not worry and be happy! It'll let you know when it is critical.


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