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The Indefinite Article.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Don't monkey with the apes

Interesting news from Spain ... legislature to consider a bill bestowing "human rights" for certain types of ape (but no monkeys). Interesting that the Catholic Church is ... um ... uncomfortable with this idea.

http://washingtontimes.com/world/20060609-101506-4499r.htm

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posted by mark the bruce at 4:21 AM

13 Comments:

  • does that include the right for two male apes to marry?

    It should concern the Vatican. I don't think apes can kneel, can they?

    By Blogger Killy, at 7:51 AM  

  • ... or tithe.

    By Blogger mark the bruce, at 8:56 AM  

  • Why'd you havto do it, Killy?
    Why'd you havto do it?

    Does these meean human rights will change too? Will poo-flinging be found as an appropriate retort in an argument?

    Oh yeah! I went there!

    By Blogger JP, at 8:59 AM  

  • Does this mean I am capable of flinging poo?

    UHHHMMMMM.........

    By Blogger taggart, at 9:10 AM  

  • Funny you should mention that Mark the Bruce.
    Do a google search of "Monkey Giving Banana to Christ" and the second find is a link to your monkey rights article.

    By Blogger taggart, at 9:23 AM  

  • why? why?! why!?

    why would i ever type the phrase, "monkey giving banana to Christ?"

    why on earth why?

    (mental note: for increased comment activity include a 1 monkey, a splash of god and 1 cup civil rights)

    By Blogger Killy, at 9:27 AM  

  • mark, for the record my first comment was going to include tithing, but then a kneeling monkey occured to me and that seemed just so funny. has anyone seen a kneeling monkey.

    a google search for tithing monkey turned up no results.

    By Blogger Killy, at 9:31 AM  

  • Fox News countdown: how long before pundits use it to push whatever agenda they've got?

    By Blogger Killy, at 9:34 AM  

  • Killy the "this" in my first comment is a link to a picture of a kneeling monkey.

    and Killy what else are monkeys going to tithe with?
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S !!!!!!
    Just like Gwen sings.!!!!!!

    By Blogger taggart, at 9:50 AM  

  • Taggart, your "this" link is clearly a squatting monkey.

    Monkeys are known to squat right before they fling.

    By Blogger pablo, at 10:15 AM  

  • well, it seems that chimps are jerks and wouldn't tithe anyway.

    By Blogger Killy, at 10:49 AM  

  • i almost hate to do this but ...

    http://chairjockey.com/blog_images/Whyyoushouldneverkissamonkey_4.mpg

    By Blogger mark the bruce, at 7:06 PM  

  • all i have to say
    is that's grody to the max

    By Blogger CarolinaDivina, at 11:54 AM  

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