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Thursday, January 29, 2004

Breakfast of Champions

Behold the Breakfast of Champions! This hearty meal is composed of:
  • Eggs: for healthy arteries!
  • Avocados: to increase range of telepathic powers!
  • Flour tortillas: to block the harmful effects of cosmic rays!
  • And, of course, Cheese: The Great Binder!

I forgot to mention the healthy dose of "Cholula" Hot Sauce that was added to assure the free flow of air through the nasal passages.


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