Birthday of The Kane yester-day it was. Happy it was, i hope. Strong the Force is with this one.
Yeah, he likes hookers and fart jokes, but care not the Force does. OK, crabs, maybe that rules him out of jedi-ness, but nobody's perfect.
Fuckin' Force, all pious and shit. Who cares about crabs? He's a good guy.
Fuck all y'all, i think The Kane has the Force, and i hope you doubters choke. Yeah.