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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Jilted Hasbro CEO Laughs Coldly As Scrabble Destroys Another Relationship

Scrabble will do them all a tremendous favor, you see, for love is but a murderous labyrinth of fire, a thorn-lined path I was once fool enough to tread myself,” Hassenfeld said as he gazed at the image in a shattered picture frame resting on his desk. “But I soon learned, as all fools must, that, in the game of romance, we will all of us be forever a few letters short of spelling H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S.

via the onion

1 Comments:

  • "Scrabble will do them all a tremendous favor, you see, for love is but a murderous labyrinth of fire, a thorn-lined path I was once fool enough to tread myself"

    When did Killy start writing for The Onion?

    By Blogger todd, at 11:28 PM  

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