who indeed?

i'm thinking the ape who played 'Clyde' from the 'Any Which Way But Lose' series of movies would be a natural.

speaking of monkeys, the really heroic part of this whole incident is the epic struggle with the FRIGGIN' MONKEY ON MY BACK! addiction is an odd thing. i feel this constant low grade anxiety, a terrible urge to do that thing i must not. thanks to my buddy the patch the only thing i have to beat is the habit. all kinds of triggers that would normally send me outside for a 'breath of fresh air' must be dealt with differently. to that end i have purchased a bag of baby carrots.