Were i not i could say things like:
- Killy, congratulations on your recent jQuery victories.
- Shane, nice to hear from you, glad to hear you are dong well.
- Taggart (and especially Elizabeth), congratulations on so many things, mainly your exceptionally adorable daughter
- Adolph and Amber congratulations on your new home. I am so happy for the both of you.
- Pablo, congratulations on yaks and such.
- Colin, congratulations on life in general, and spirit besides.
Alas, i am a selfish bastard, and all i can say is "I made this," and i am kinda proud of myself.
P.S: because i am selfish and vain (don't forget vain) i will ask anyone who sees anything grievously wrong with the above linked site to email me.