i couldn't quite make myself buy a footlong hot dog
but i was happy to drink an entire miller lite by myself
first baseball game of the season for me
and all i thought about was my little baby boy
and how wonderful it will be the day i take him to his first game

and when he's older
will i let killy buy him all that crazy junk food
cotton candy, coke, pretzels, peanuts and chocolate?
hmmmm
maybe he will be able to eat a foot long all by himself

maybe his mommy will have to help him

we had front row seats
right at the cincinnati reds' dugout
we were also about 50 yards from president bush and the first lady
not dubya
the retired one

they left early
i think the foot longs got to him and the missus