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The Indefinite Article.

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

My powers are growing...

At first, I actually had to touch a computer in order to cause it to malfunction/break -e.g my ibook. Then, merely being in the room with it seemed to the trick, e.g. killy's blue imac.

After recieving the following email, I now realize that I am able to destroy even remote machines. It seems my evil-voodo works over tcp/ip... I mean, I have only been set up at Verve for 5 days and boom my particular server goes up in smoke.

Subject: Emergency Server Maintainence
From: Administrator

Earlier this evening the cpu on mackinac.vervehosting.com overheated, causing the server to shut down. The server is back on line now but the cpu cooling fan will need to be replaced. This replacement is scheduled to begin shortly, and is expected to take 15 minutes to 1 hour to complete. I apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you. Please check the announcements section at http://support.vervehosting.com for further updates. Christine Verve Hosting [4.0.2 Build 7.1 T(S|E)]