carolina on the prowl...again

Read about the demise of my job
and current opps for me

so all of you know by now that i am out on the streets again
high heeled and well coiffed
such a production first thing in the morning
baby is not familiar with deafening sound of the hair dryer
he stands nervously by
sure that this heat producing screaming monster
will somehow hurt his vulnerable mama

I don't know about you
but I learned that a 3.50 strand of pearls is just as good as a 50.00 one
when it comes to interviews