Nike = Victory

Congratulations, Colin, this is truly great news! It must be such a tremendous relief to finally be able to get the good Health and Dental coverage. Lord knows how important those things are- especially these days. Also, it is nice that the Lord Ego Nike has finally recognized your skillz and rewarded them with the steady pay...

Also, does not your brother still work there? I think that you guys should combine your rapidly accruing power and influence and get Nike to change the "sample size" on Nike Soccer cleats to a size 10.