I went to the local Kroger for baby shampoo, Q-tips, deodorant, and a new set of wipies for the baby. On my way out i saw they had itunes pepsi's in the fridge at the checkout counter. I started pulling pepsi's out of the fridge and tipping them looking for winners.
As i was looking, a pimply teen came around and said, "....i already bought all the winners. There aren't any in that fridge..."